Joycat
Rainbow glasses. One dangerously full tub. A fearless moviegoer who treats maximum chaos like premium entertainment — and never once looks back at the exploding doors.
Main characterThe bull run is better in 3D.
Joycat put on the glasses, grabbed the popcorn, and rode the ANSEM Black Bull straight through the screen. One ticket. Zero brakes. Maximum green.
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The screen did not survive the première.
A bull-action comedy in full meme vision. No plot armor. No pause button. Just one famous cat treating maximum chaos like premium entertainment.
Rainbow glasses. One dangerously full tub. A fearless moviegoer who treats maximum chaos like premium entertainment — and never once looks back at the exploding doors.
Main characterBlack facets, neon eyes, zero concern for the seating arrangement. It came through the picture horns first and it has not slowed down since.
TransportationGreen, oversized, structurally unsound. It survives the charge, the jump and the doors. It does not survive Row F. Built for reaction posts and remixes.
Craft servicesBuilt for anyone who refuses to watch the bull run in boring old 2D.
INT. EMPTY CINEMA — MIDNIGHT
The screen flickers green.
Two glowing horns break through the picture. Then the ANSEM Black Bull charges into the theater — black facets, neon eyes, and absolutely no concern for the seating arrangement.
Joycat does not run.
He tightens the rainbow glasses, grabs the popcorn, jumps onto the bull, and points toward the exit.
The doors explode open.
Popcorn fills the air. The entire theater turns green. Somewhere behind them, the movie is still playing — but Joycat has already become the main character.
CUT TO GREEN.
You are in row F. Everything on that screen is coming out here. Slide the tub to catch the popcorn — and get out of the way of anything with horns. Depth is the red/cyan split: the wider it splits, the closer it is.
Glasses on. Depth is readable.
One ticket price. No hidden fees at the concession stand.
Four steps between you and Row F.
Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper, not in a group chat.
Buy SOL on any exchange, send it to your wallet address, keep a little back for fees.
Paste the contract address into pump.fun or Jupiter, check it character by character, swap.
Track the chart on Dexscreener, post the reaction, refuse to watch it in 2D ever again.
Four screenings. The projector does not stop between them.
Launch on pump.fun. Contract renounced, liquidity burned, the ticket booth opens.
ScreeningDexscreener listing, the chart goes live, first wave of reaction posts and remixes.
Next upJoycat and the bull burst through increasingly ridiculous screens — charts, livestreams, games, weather reports, other memes. Template pack for the whole theatre.
ScheduledListings, collabs, and a run that refuses to end in 2D. Roll the bull.
Scheduled
The doors are already open and the popcorn is already airborne. Bring a friend who still watches the bull run in two dimensions.